I decided that robertjaz and I needed a velvet Elvis painting for our groovy 70's wood paneled kitchen, so naturally, I turned to the Internet. In addition to the usual "Elvis in Jumpsuit," "Elvis in Hawaii" and "Elvis with One Single Tear Drop" masterpieces on eBay, I was amused to find a place called The Velvet Store, which takes your photograph and transforms YOU into a custom Velvet Elvis! 

No, we are not getting one made...but it's nice to know that for a couple hundred bucks, anyone can be a King.