As I arrived at the train station this morning, I noticed a fellow commuter and made the following observation...

Even if you are dashing to get to work and are loaded down with too many bags and briefcases and newspapers and think you don't have a free hand, you really should not run around in public with an apple clenched in your mouth. Especially if you are a bit on the heavy side. Even if you're not on the heavy side, as a matter of fact...that look doesn't work on anyone.

I tried not to stare openly but thank goodness for our senior citizens, who don't care about speaking what's on their mind. While I quickly averted my eyes and simply thought to myself "I am so blogging this!" this elderly gentleman gleefully blurted out what everyone was already thinking: "Didja see that person with the apple in their mouth? Looked like a damn pig!"

I repeat: Not a good look.